Thursday, December 18, 2008

Foodie Movies: Mostly Martha

Mostly Martha is the quintessential foodie chick-flick. Lots of warm-and-fuzzies. It's kind of the anti-Sideways. And it's a great movie.

Mostly Martha

I went to a college known for its film school. I did not attend film school, but many of my roommates did. We spent nights around a dorm room table discussing movies. Picture the scene in the movie Swingers where the boys are sitting in the diner debating the derivative nature of Tarantino films. That was us. Right down to the late 80's hipster outfits. We were money.

One of our favorite debates was this: Without seeing the credits, can you watch a movie and then guess if it was directed by a man or a woman? This was a great challenge for myself and these wannabe Steven Spielbergs. Turns out I was very good at watching a random movie and correctly guessing the gender of the director. Call it a stupid human trick.

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So I dropped the Mostly Martha DVD into the tray and fired it up without knowing anything about the film's cast and crew. It's sub-titled so I didn't pay much attention to the opening credits. About half-way through the movie I knew a woman had directed it (and a woman director is almost always a very good thing. Name one Hollywood boxoffice bomb directed by a woman). There were a few clues. The lead character, a woman chef, is strong and independent and likes to be in control. But the biggest clue was in the male supporting actors. They are:

The therapist. Even this capable and experienced psychologist can't penetrate the emotional complexities of our heroine!

The neighbor. A handsome, patient and understanding architect, divorced with children.

The co-worker. A talented and entertaining Italian chef with unsurpassed charm and people-skills.

The mystery man. An Italian truck-driver who apparently owns a Medici-esque Villa in Tuscany.

Only a woman writer/director would come up with these Dreamy McDreamies! Somehow Fabio did not get cast. Of course I'm being facetious. The story, plot, and characters actually work very well.

So yes, this is a foodie chick-flick but it is very enjoyable for both male and females alike. It follows along the lines of the "food-as-therapy" story line. And guys, the director, Sandra Nettlebeck, did not forget about you. About two-thirds of the way through the movie, just when guys watching the movie start nodding off, the lead character (a hottie by the way) starts walking around her apartment in her underwear. Time to wake up, Greg! This is not a coincidence. Take it from somebody who somehow knows.

Monday, December 15, 2008

My Houston Press Blog Posts

November 2009

Ceviche at El Sinaloense

October 2009

Mojarra Frita at Cocina de Colima

Beef Cheeks at Gerardo's Drive-in

Lamb Shank at Niko Niko's

Food Photography Workshop with Penny De Los Santos

Pumpkin Pie Blizzard at Dairy Queen

Landowner's Challenge at West Alabama Ice House

Top 5 Cheesiest Soft Drink Commercials

Checking in at Stanton's City Bites

The Tavern Declares War on Limp Dick (Pizza)

Top 5 Creepiest Halloween Candy

Chef Rick Bayless: Reluctant Rock Star

Roasted Pig Snout

September 2009

Outstanding in the Field Dinner at Jolie Vue Farms

Hubcap Grill Opens New Location

Top 5 Fast Foods That'll Do in a Pinch

Natto from Nippan Daido

Top 5 Most Bizarre Food Movies

Juan Mon's International Sandwiches

Chocolat du Monde in Rice Village

Lunch at Le Mistral

Bento Box at Nippon Japanese Restaurant

New Chef at The Tasting Room at Uptown Park

August 2009

Cafe Zol Gets a Makeover

Texas BBQ Day Tripping

Tex Chick Puerto Rican Restaurant Lives On

Nutella® vs. Gianduia vs. Kroger Hazelnut Spread

Gyro Sandwich at Al's Quick Stop

Lunch at Tiny Boxwood's Cafe

A Return to Falafel Frenzy...err...Factory

Restaurant Bill Padding: How Often Does It Happen?

BBQ Crab at Floyd's in Webster

July 2009

Forno a Legna Pizza in Italy

Cafe Montrose Reborn?

Menu Flashback: Don's Seafood 1972

New Burgers at Hubcap Grill

3-6-9 Oriental Bistro

Dessert Gallery's New Digs

Community Bar Food

Do-It-Yourself Taco Burgers

June 2009

Iranian Cuisine at Darband Shish Kabob

The Foie Gras Problem

Boudin Balls with a Gooey Surprise

Tintos Stakes a Claim to Inner Loop Tapas

The Acadian Bakers in Montrose

Goat Brains Masala at Indika

Felix's Queso Makes a Comeback

Building the Perfect Pizza

Stingaree Music Festival and Texas Crab Festival in Crystal Beach, Texas

May 2009

Stuckey's: The Travel Center That Time Forgot

Oaxaca Meat Market in Dickinson

Kiko's Mexican Cafe

Let's Spread the Restaurant Wealth

From Sea to Shining Seafood Platter

How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Menudo

April 2009

Stingaree Rising

The Thing About Frito Pies

Molecular Madness at Max's Wine Dive

March 2009

You've Got Crabs! Of the Soft-Shell Variety

Houston's Best Recipe for Success

Carnivores Behaving Frugally

More Sex! Less Food! The Eggheads Proclaimeth

February 2009

Chicken-Fried Steak With a Side of Kiss My Grits

Culinary Schadenfreude Comes to Houston

¡Feliz Cumpleaños, Darwin!

Wine Trends for 2009: Quality and Value

January 2009

Alcohol-Free Wine: Poorly Conceived Dreck

How to Cook a Corn Dog

A Foray into Locally-Grown, Grass-Fed Beef

Japanese-Brazilian Fusion the Next Big Thing?

"Chili When It's Chilly" Chili Cook-off

Traditional Sunday Roast at Feast

Food & Foreign Policy

Beware the Mongol Invasion! (of BBQ)

Chocolate Chip Cookie Redux

December 2008

Chicken & Sausage Gumbo at Al-T's

Football Star Sausage Smackdown!

Will Blog for (Free) Food?

Coming Soon: Juan Mon's International Sandwiches

Friday, December 12, 2008

Link Feast: 12.12.08

More great writing from the Guardian, and then a couple of random links.

Helene Darroze at the Connaught - When a critic compares a meal in your restaurant to being leg humped by a sex-starved terrier for three hours, um...that's a bad review.

Africa's hungry tribe - Not all great food writing is about truffles and fois gras. Nor should it be.

Dinner party? Don't make me laugh ... - Two of my favorite subjects — food and Ricky Gervais.

Lunchbox Auction by Gourmet - Groovy celebrity lunch boxes by the likes of Mario Batali and the Beastie Boys.

Le Tour du Chocolat - Both the content and style of this article make it a pleasure to read.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Mexico's Deli

The holy grail of a food blogger is to find and write about that one undiscovered restaurant about which no one else has ever written.

It will have such great food and atmosphere that once your ground-breaking blog post is made public, you will forever be honored and revered for your culinary-investigative abilities.

Yeah, right. Problem is, there are very, very few restaurants in Houston that have not been written about. But my curiosity implores me to forge ahead. One way I track down unknown restaurants is simple: I ask people. So a couple of weeks ago at the Greek Festival, in between scarfing down spinakopitas and sipping overpriced and complexity-challenged Greek wine, Alley Cat and I chatted up a couple of nice fellows standing at the same table. Turns out they worked at the Mexican consulate here in Houston.

Mexico's Deli

After the obligatory musings about politics, I rolled out my usual query to someone who might know a good "ethnic" restaurant: If your family from Mexico came to visit you in Houston and after a week of BBQ and chicken fried steak and buffalo wings they were craving an authentic Mexican dinner just like they would get at home, where would you take them in Houston? My question was answered with another question. "Which family from which part of Mexico? There are many different areas of Mexico and many corresponding cuisines," they asserted, eyes widening and voices deepening. This was getting interesting. I think my mouth started watering. Could I be on the verge of an unknown find? Read on to find out.

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We agreed on Mexico City. "Then," they whispered, "you must go to Mexico's Deli."

After a nightcap of beer and football at Griff's, I stumbled home and did the Google. "Mexico's Deli." The usual Citysearch and Yelp results. Then there it was: a review of Mexico's Deli by the indefatigable Robb Walsh at the Houston Press. Bloody hell! That guy's been everywhere and reviewed everything in freakin' Houston. My dreams of food blogging fame dashed, the next day I pulled on to the brand-spanking-new Katy Freeway and charged west to this highly recommended, Mexico City-inspired emporium for tacos and tortas.

Food/Drink (6/10)

Mexico's Deli offers tortas and tacos using meat cooked on and cut from a "trompo," or vertical spit, Mexico City-style. Similar to the vertical roasters you see at Greek and Mediterranean restaurants, the meat here is actually pre-cooked due to Houston health codes. For details on the preparation, see Robb Walsh's article above and an in-depth report here.

My first dish was pambazo, a torta with chorizo, potatoes, sour cream, cheese and lettuce. The bread is soaked in a Guajillo chile sauce and toasted.

Mexico's Deli

On my first bite I discovered the chorizo pork nuggets were inedible chunks of rubbery gristle. Seriously. INEDIBLE.

WHY CAN'T I GET TENDER, GRISTLE-FREE SLICES OF PORK OR BEEF AT MEXICAN RESTAURANTS ANYMORE? ARRRGH!

Maybe due to higher costs restaurants are buying crappier cuts of meat? Maybe it's the supplier cutting corners? I just don't know, but it's killing me.

Eating the sandwich usually involved the following process: take a bite, chew a couple of times, locate the rubbery nuggets, and then spit them out, machine-gun-like, into a discreetly placed napkin. It was like eating a watermelon and spitting out the seeds.

The good news is that once you got rid of the gristle nuggets, the sandwich was spectacular. The soft, toasted, smoky, peppery, drippy bread was fabuloso.

On the next visit I ordered the tacos al pastor, or tacos "shepherd style."

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This included a triumvirate of multi-layered corn tortillas piled high with roasted pork, fresh cilantro, onions and pineapples with jugs of green (tomatillo/avocado) and red sauce (something really hot) on the side. Oh dear lord this was a wonderful dish. How often do you find anything this authentic inside the loop? A pile of cilantro and pineapples? Most Americans wouldn't go near it. But it was oh so good. Even the pork, still a bit chewy in places, helped make this dish great.

Mexico's Deli

On my last visit, having never tried a torta there, I ordered one to go. This ginormous Mexican sandwich contained chorizo (still gristly, but a bit less so from the previous visit), cheese and mushrooms. Giving off an overwhelming fragrance and flavor of cumin, this is a sandwich that would most likely have to be "Americanized" (i.e. tone down the cumin and other spices) to work in a conventional Mex-Mex or Tex-Mex restaurant.

Mexico's Deli

Service (6/10)

Counter-service. Friendly, efficient. Seat yourself. Once prepared, your food is brought out to you along with the jugs of green and red sauce.

Atmosphere (4/10)

Although Mexico's Deli may transplant authentic Mexican food to Houston, it's location and surroundings do not inspire visions of bustling market stalls in Mexico City. Rather, it sits in the most non-descript of strip centers on S. Dairy Ashford. At night, it's the only store open in the center. But it is strangely welcoming, this oasis of light on a darkened strip of boulevard in Houston's exurbs. The first time I visited, late in the evening, the store was brightly lit but completely empty. Normally not a good sign, but as I settled in there was a steady stream of Mexican-Americans (very good sign for a Mexican restaurant) ordering take-away at the counter. I can safely say that I was the only gringo there for the duration of my visit.

[If you've worked up an appetite to this point, you may want to skip the next paragraph.]

Unfortunately the restroom, though not completely squalid, left much to be desired. Not quite bad enough to be a deal breaker for me, but the floor was wet and littered with toilet paper, the toilet wouldn't flush completely (both visits) and the dispenser was out of soap.

Value (8/10)

The tacos al pastor at $4 is one of the single best food deals in all of Houston. The prodigious tortas, half of which would make a meal and the other half good for the next day, are also a great value at $6-$7.

The Bottom Line (6/10)

I really like Mexico's Deli. If just for the uniqueness of the dishes and flavors. It is true that the food at Mexico's Deli has not been "Americanized." Eating and savoring the tacos al pastor, ladling on generous pools of red and green sauce, smelling the roasted pork and fresh corn tortillas and cilantro — you do feel like you're in a different place. Now if they can consistently serve up good quality meat and keep their bathrooms clean, I might be tempted to trek out to S. Dairy Ashford on a regular basis.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Foodie Movies: 301/302

Back in 1995 the "foodie movie of the year" was a little flick called Big Night. Or was it?

That same year, another foodie movie was produced in South Korea. It was called 301/302. The fact that both are foodie movies produced in 1995 is, I can assure you, the only similarity between these films.

301,302

With regard to 301/302, I don't even know where to start. This is not a warm-and-fuzzy feel-good movie. It is not a date movie. You will laugh during this movie, but not because it is funny. This movie is best watched after drinking several glasses of wine. This is a difficult and disturbing film that only the most dedicated foodie-movie buff should watch. If rated in the US, it would most likely be NC-17. You've been warned.

Plot-wise, this is a movie about two women who are obsessed with food in different ways and for different reasons. Beyond that, I really can't describe the movie any further without giving it away.

Did I like this movie? I did, if only for the fact that it is so completely unexpected, original, and uncompromising. On the downside, I'll never eat Korean food again.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Link Feast: 12.5.08

Just a grab bag o' links this week.

Gordon is using me...so I will use him - Gordo can have any woman in the world to screw around with and he picks this??? Oy vey.

A slow food tour of Turin - I really, really want to go on a foodie tour of Europe. So much food, so many places, so little time.

Home dinner clubs build friendships through food - There are foodies everywhere in Houston.

Wurstküche, downtown L.A.'s new sausage-and-beer kitchen - What a freakin' brilliant idea. Beer. Sausage. 'Nuff said.

The Ultimate Reservation - Students spend their whole young lives working to get an acceptance letter from an Ivy League school. Foodies spend their lives waiting for an acceptance letter for a reservation at El Bulli.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Why do they hate us?

There has been alot of hand-wringing over the last few years about America's standing in the world. Is there anything can we do about it?

Fortunately, American culture is thriving overseas. And it's good news when a large American consumer products company goes to the farthest reaches of the earth to spread the gospel of American values, right? Right?

Well, maybe not. At least when the company is Burger King and the American values (value meals?) being spread are...wait for it...the Whopper and the Big Mac.

And so the Whopper Virgins viral marketing campaign began.

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This is of course a marketing campaign conceived in controversy and aimed at the YouTube generation. Burger King did not just "overlook" the fact that, at a time when America's reputation in the world is at historic lows, it might not be a good idea to send "emissaries" to seek out "indigenous peoples" on whom to perform "taste tests" that the "elite media" would find crass and exploitative.

As BK insists, this might just be a harmless marketing stunt. But it can also be argued that BK is introducing inherently poor eating habits and nutrition to an otherwise healthy people. Ironic considering that American policymakers are up in arms about the literal poison that China is shipping to America in its exported foodstuffs. Someone with a vivid imagination might even see parallels with the Spanish conquistador's introduction of foreign diseases that wiped out large swaths of indigenous peoples in Latin America. I can see the headlines now: The Whopper Virgins Sacrifice. Whoppers of Mass Destruction.

In any case, the purpose of the marketing campaign has been achieved — people are talking about it (e.g. this blog and many others). I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing turned out to be a big goof and the indigenous peoples are really actors. And if it is real, so what if a couple of Transylvanian farmers got indigestion from eating a Whopper? It won't be the first time Americans have been accused of "bad taste." So no worries. Right?